Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

A man was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, “I love my Ford.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was crashed. “My car! My car!” he sobbed. Another man was driving by and cried out, “You're bleeding! Your left arm is gone!” The man sobbed again, “My Rolex! My Rolex!”

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. So, Peter asks the first guy, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” “None. I had a perfect marriage.” “Great,” says Peter, “You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “Only twice, I think,” says the second guy. “Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy. “Okay,”…