Ford Jokes

So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.

How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way

Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it

I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus

Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere

My first escort... was a Ford

2016 Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus.

What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.

What comes after the third car? The ford car.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it? A Ford.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort...

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford? So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill? A lie