Harrison Ford Jokes

I'm 99% sure the plane Harrison Ford was in is from the Amelia Earhart exhibit at the Smithsonian.

In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on

Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? ""Han So-High""

(SPOILERS) What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere? A Hyundai.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance.

(as if told by Johnny Carson) Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie? They say Harrison Ford looks old in the picture, very old (""HOW OLD IS HE??"") He's so old, they had to add safety bars to the bathroom in the Millenium Falcon!

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!

What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford

Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?

Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)

I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round

Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.

Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs.

If a guitarist playing on his own is a ""Guitar Solo"" and a drummer on his own is a ""Drum Solo"" what do you call Harrison Ford giving you a round of applause? **A HAND SOLO!** (works better read out loud)

Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first.""

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins? Both should have said no to the latest update.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner.

What do you call it when Harrison Ford gets heatburn? Indy-gestion I'm sorry I'm a little drunk