How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny

What car would Houdini drive if he were still alive? A Ford Escape

Joke from a Ford automobile joke book published by the Standard Thermometer Company sometime in the 1920s Boob: They tell me that all Ford cars will be painted red next year. Simp: How's that? Boob: The State laws insist that any tin can made to carry gasoline must be painted red.

What's your favorite pickup line? For me, it's the Ford F series.