Engineer Jokes

On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the midst of the French Revolution the revolting citizens led an attorney a doctor and an engineer to the guillotine.

A faculty of engineering professors are invited to board a plane After everyone had been seated

There once was a young engineer... There once was a young engineer

An Engineer Decides He Wants To Make Some Easy Money. He thinks to himself

A physician an engineer

A software engineer walks into a bar. He sits down and sees the bartender yelling at the computer when trying to process a customer's order.

The Mechanical Engineer Project Manager and the Software Enginner

Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring.

An engineer encounters a frog... A Civil engineer

Doctor and an engineer loved the same girl. Doctor used to give her a rose daily and engineer used to give the girl an apple. Girl got confused and asked engineer : There is a meaning of giving rose in Love. Why are you giving apple ? Engineer answered : Because ""An apple a day keeps the doctor away"".

A father has three sons. One is an accountant one is an engineer and the other is a lawyer...

A group of engineering teachers get on a plane... After everyone settle to their seats

A priest a doctor and an engineer go out for a round of golf..

So an engineer ends up in Hell... So an engineer dies and goes to Hell despite the fact he's supposed to be in Heaven. Being an engineer and all

Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is. Electrical engineer: ""surely God is an electrical engineer

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

An engineering student moved back into his parent's house after graduating He spent a lot of his time hidden away in his room playing games and arguing with strangers on the internet. One day

There were four engineers in a car.. ..A mechanical engineer

A Student is in Engineering Class when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?

A doctor and an engineer both want to date the same girl. The doctor decides to make a move

A chemist a biologist and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death

It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors

An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500

An Engineer... An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you.