Engineer Jokes

Three engineers are discussing what sort of god designed the human body. The first says ""god must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all these joints!"

An engineer is walking down the road... An engineer (E1) is walking down the road and he sees his fellow engineer friend (E2) coming towards him on a bicycle.

A person with a science degree asks ""why does it work?"" A person with an engineering degree asks: ""how does it work?"" A person with an accounting degree asks: ""how much does it cost?"" A person with an art degree asks: ""do you want fries with that?""

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ""I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

Whats the difference between engineering and religion? Engineering build planes and buildings. Religion brings them together.

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle Impressed

An engineer dies and... An Engineer dies

A software testing engineer walks into a bar. and he orders a beer

Never assume that your boss knows what he is doing. A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen

Three engineers are discussing God's engineering background. The first one says

An engineer dies and goes to hell Lucifer : I don't get it

Engineer VS Doctor An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table.. drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.

An old engineering professor ... An old engineering professor was welcoming the incoming class of freshman. ""I've been teaching here for over 50 years and have seen some dramatic change over that time. When I started

The engineers were discussing God's profession The mechanical engineer said

A wife asks her husband a software engineer...

I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

Four engineers get into a car.. The car won't start The Mechanical engineer says: ""It's a broken starter"".

I asked the engineer "What's 2+2?""

I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.

Studying engineering in school is like World War 2. The objective is clear

10 engineering professors board a plane Once they are inside and the plane is a about to take off

A young engineer has just started his own business in Afghanistan he's making landmines that look like prayer mats. It's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

I just got a new job as an elevator engineer It has its ups and downs

Experts from different fields were asked the question: ""What is 2+2?"" **Engineer**: Between 3.9 and 4.1