Donald Duck Jokes

If someone tries to shoot the President... The Secret Service will have to yell ""Donald duck!""

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room

Donald Duck wanted a divorce for Daisy His lawyer tells Donald

What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

"Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. Some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck. Other times I think I'm Mickey Mouse." "Hmmm. How long have you been having these Disney spells?"