Daisy Duck Jokes

It's okay when Daisy Duck walks around in high heels and with no pants on but when I do it people are all "this is a church, young lady."

Daffy Duck is staying at the Hilton with Daisy Duck, and calls down to the desk. “Can you thend up a condom?” “Why, yes sir! Should we put that on your bill?” “What are you? Thupid? I’d thuffocate!”

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room