Dad Joke Jokes

The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones.

The Dad joke pay-off [not actually a joke, sorry] Dad, a little after lunchtime: ""Are you hungry?"" Son: ""No."" D. ""Really? You've hardly had anything to eat all day."" S. ""Okay, really I am, but I don't want to say it because then you'll do that joke again."" Son hates joke so much he would rather go hungry than risk hearing it one more time. Now my legacy is in place, I may die a happy man.

[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in.

I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended.

A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty.

What IS a ""dad joke"" My fiance has always adored what she called my ""dad jokes"" I am 25 years old and have no children. Upon looking up the definition of dad jokes, our dear friend Merriam has labeled them as ""Indicitive of the type of bad jokes as told by one's father."" My definition is that it must be witty and only funny enough to elicit a fake and non committed ""heh"" nothing more. My question is this: Can one who is not a father tell dad jokes? And if so what then is your definition?…

I'm confused. Hi Confused. I'm a dad joke.

My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?

What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child

I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes.

Dad Joke My grandpa told me this one years ago. Found out recently he has Alzheimer's so this one's in his honor. (As far as I know it's not a repost but I don't read every joke every day.) ***** Question: How do you catch a polar bear? Answer: You cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life.

Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier.

Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick"".

I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!

Repost #1 - Or something like that. Meet John (Dad). He's the unfortunate dad who never learned about **dad jokes**, and his son isn't growing up to be the dad he wanted. That is, until suddenly ~~pineapples~~**Reddit**. All dads should know dad jokes. So, Dad found a dad joke (yay!). However, as he **didn't grow up ever knowing that dad jokes existed**, he could properly execute the joke. One day, Dad felt that 'twas the right and propah time to do the deed. Out in the public. D(ad): *stares in…

I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

Wife killed me with a dad joke. We just had a baby so... I guess my wife is feeling the dad joke vibe. **Pizza shop** Waiter: Sorry the kitchen dropped your pizza, we're remaking it, it'll be another 15 minutes. Me: Huh, glad we're not rushin' Wife: Yeah, I like being American . Me: ....

Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad... ""How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday""

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit

My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father.

What is the motto of the French navy? To the water, it is time! Or in french... [a l'eau, c'est l'heure] (https://translate.google.co.uk/#fr/en/a%20l'eau%2C%20c'est%20l'heure)... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )