A man and his son were at the grocery store today... They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells, Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop! Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing? The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as …

Repost #1 - Or something like that. Meet John (Dad). He's the unfortunate dad who never learned about **dad jokes**, and his son isn't growing up to be the dad he wanted. That is, until suddenly ~~pineapples~~**Reddit**. All dads should know dad jokes. So, Dad found a dad joke (yay!). However, as he **didn't grow up ever knowing that dad jokes existed**, he could properly execute the joke. One day, Dad felt that 'twas the right and propah time to do the deed. Out in the public. D(ad): *stares in…

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

This Dad joke is so good it escaped from DadJokes and found its way over here ... On an old railway line there was a town named Urelia. And the two conductors on the train could not agree on how to pronounce this name. So everytime the train pulled into this town, one conductor standing at one end of the passenger car would shout something that sounded llike ""You'realiar"", whereupon the conductor standing at the other end of the car would shout something that sounded like ""Youreallyare"".