Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.

A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-

Black Family The mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her young child approaches, grabs a handful of flour, put it on his face and smiling exclaims: look mama, I'm white!!!. The mother turns around, looks at him and slap him with all her strength, the kid looks at her surprised wile the mother says: you are a disgrace!! How there you make jokes about this!?!?Now go and show to your father. The kid goes to the living room where his father is watching TV and says in a half deflated tone: lo…

Extremely suspenseful joke #7845 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to…