Completely true. I think it makes for a great joke My husband wrestles with being the only man known to mankind to be able to muster the most sulphorous and nose bleeding farts with nothing but the consumption of water. I mean these bad boys send me flying out of bed at night to escape the torment. We were in Walmart the other day and decided to split up in order to keep our time at Wally World to a minimum. About ten minutes go by and my husband comes racing down the aisle laughing so hard tear…

A black guy was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, ""mother."" The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, ""Hey, the baby just said half a word!""

3 sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, ""That's normal, especially on her wedding night."" She snuck by her second olde…

My brother and his husband decided to adopt a kid The kid said he was hungry, so my brother responded ""Hi hungry, I'm dad!"" to which his husband responded ""Hi dad, I'm dad!"". My brother then replied to him ""Hi dad, I'm dad!"" They've been stuck like this for two weeks.