I just became a Dad two months ago and I'm still practicing my Dad jokes bear with me.#Animals#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just another dad joke WIFE: I have a couple important announcements…First: I'm pregnant#Marriage#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A dad joke A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso#Marriage#Doctor#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It must suck being raised by gay parents. Either you get stuck with double the dad jokes or get thrown into an infinite loop of ""go ask your mother.""#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The worst part of gay couples adopting kids The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dad joke A dad goes to see his daughter in her room but the door is shut. He opens it#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently the Dad jokes never stop... I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says#Marriage#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FATHER'S DAY DAD JOKE: What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but isn't a father? A faux pa#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?#Marriage#Kids#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When he leaves you and never comes back.#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because the punchline is always apparent#Parents#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My 7 y/o niece just dad joked me. **Her:** ""Do you know any jokes?"#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My 10-year old daughter just Dad joked me. She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(My first dad joke) Pregnant lady's food stuck in vending machine Her (to staff): My food is stuck in the vending machine#First Dad#Food#Parents#Dad Joke0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in#First Dad#Marriage#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp