New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak.

Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?

The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

The Dad joke pay-off [not actually a joke, sorry] Dad, a little after lunchtime: ""Are you hungry?"" Son: ""No."" D. ""Really? You've hardly had anything to eat all day."" S. ""Okay, really I am, but I don't want to say it because then you'll do that joke again."" Son hates joke so much he would rather go hungry than risk hearing it one more time. Now my legacy is in place, I may die a happy man.