Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

Wife killed me with a dad joke. We just had a baby so... I guess my wife is feeling the dad joke vibe. **Pizza shop** Waiter: Sorry the kitchen dropped your pizza, we're remaking it, it'll be another 15 minutes. Me: Huh, glad we're not rushin' Wife: Yeah, I like being American . Me: ....

Dad jokes - My time has come. Whelp my son is 7 months old and I made my first dad joke to my wife the other day... How long did it take you other guys out there to hit the dad joke stage in your life?

My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal.