Dad jokes - My time has come. Whelp my son is 7 months old and I made my first dad joke to my wife the other day... How long did it take you other guys out there to hit the dad joke stage in your life?

The first dad joke you'll make A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!""

(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in

New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak.