Craigslist Jokes

Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted "no strings attatched"

A horse learns the guitar So there once was a horse that wanted to learn how to play the guitar. So he goes around looking for someone to teach him, and soon he finds someone to teach him. After a white, the horse get REALLY good at playing the guitar so he tells his friend Duck about how he learned the guitar. So the Duck says to him, "Wow that's pretty damn amazing considering you don't have fingers. I was thinking of learning to play the drums, you've inspired me to learn!" So the Duck went…

I never told my wife I had an ex-fiancee One thing I never told my wife is that I had a fiancee before her. It’s a long story, so buckle up. It was the year after I graduated college. I was dating my girlfriend, Stephanie, for a couple years and things were getting serious. At the time, I had my roommate, Joey, but he was a Craigslist roommate. We didn’t know each other very well. If you asked me how I knew him aside from Craigslist, the answer is I didn’t. He wouldn’t even tell me where he gr…

I saw a post on Craigslist that said: Radio for sale $1. Volume knob stuck on full.

A man was browsing Craigslist one day... ...when he comes across this insane deal. A good-as-new Porsche

A woman put an ad in on Craigslist ""Want: a man who won't run around on me

I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt.