During the Exodus, before the Israelites left Egypt, Moses talked to the Burning Bush. The Bush told Moses that in preparation for the departure from Egypt, the Israelites could not leaven their bread, so that when the day of the Exodus finally came, they would be ready to leave at a moment's notice. Every Israelite lived in a family hut, all except for old lady Nina, whose husband had passed on with no children. Everyone complied to this rule for the quite some time, but one day when Moses cons…

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Since it is ethnic joke day and all here's a Greek one. Little Jim comes home from Sunday school. Mom: What did they teach you today, honey? Jim: Today they taught us about Moses. God sent him on a secret mission to free the Hebrews from Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea Moses had his mechanics build a bridge so everyone could pass but when the Egyptians arrived and started crossing the bridge he called for backup from his radio and his mine squad blew the bridge up, drowning the Egyptians and…

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. ""Well mum our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. ""When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."" ""Now Johnny is that really what your teacher t…