Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. ""Well mum our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. ""When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."" ""Now Johnny is that really what your teacher t…

Moses Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.” “ “Now, Joey, is th…

A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""

In His Image A son approaches his father and asks, ""Dad, would you buy me a car?"" The father considers the question and replies, ""I will, but only if you do well in school, become devoted in church, and cut your hair."" The son agrees and spends the next six months applying himself in school and church. He returns to his father and says, ""You see that I am doing well in school and how devoted I've become to God and the church. Will you buy me a car now?"" The father shakes his head and says,…