Clive Jokes

The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, ""Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"" >>""Well,"" said the Queen, ""The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."" >>Abbott then asked, ""But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?"" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: ""Oh, that's easy; you just ask …

The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" >>"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." >>Abbott then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer a…

Clive went to see his doctor for a routine check up. (Long) Upon inspecting Clive, the doctor seemed perplexed and insisted on carrying out some tests. Following the initial tests, again the doctor has a furrowed brow and a look of concern on his face. "What's the issue doctor? Is there something wrong?" asked Clive. The doctor claimed he had a sinking suspicion but wanted to perform a few more tests. Eventually the results came back and the doctor sat Clive down for a serious chat. "…

What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually.