Clive went to see his doctor for a routine check up. (Long)
Upon inspecting Clive, the doctor seemed perplexed and insisted on carrying out some tests. Following the initial tests, again the doctor has a furrowed brow and a look of concern on his face.
"What's the issue doctor? Is there something wrong?" asked Clive.
The doctor claimed he had a sinking suspicion but wanted to perform a few more tests.
Eventually the results came back and the doctor sat Clive down for a serious chat.
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