Charles Jokes

"God Save the Queen" seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III The obvious choice for the replacement is the "Charles in Charge" theme song.

The economy in the UK... ... is getting so dire that the elderly aren't getting to enjoy their retirement. The BBC interviewed 73 year old Charles from Windsor: "despite having a generous government pension, I've had to start working today."

It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean

"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously. "You certainly are" , replied the lawyer. Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says: To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars, to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars, and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"

Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen's favourite corgi. He quickly got out but it was too late: the corgi was dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a genie popped up and said: "Your highness, I can give you one wish. What would you like?" The Prince said: "This is Mummy's favourite dog. Can you bring it back to life?" The genie examined the corgi. "I'm sorry," he said, "but this dog can't be saved. He's way beyond repair. This dog is very, very d…

For her wedding to Prince Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which got increasingly tight around her feet as the wedding day wore on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and the newlyweds were able to retire to their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said: "Charles, be a dear. Take my shoes off – my feet are absolutely killing me." Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked vigorously on her right shoe, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. Charles shouted back: "I'm …