It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?

I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled "how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."

"Yes, I'm still single and underemployed, but at least I'm not MARRYING CHARLES MANSON" --women at family holiday gatherings from now on

"I think I stepped in some upchuck" What's up, Chuck? "Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*