For her wedding to Prince Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which got increasingly tight around her feet as the wedding day wore on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and the newlyweds were able to retire to their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said: "Charles, be a dear. Take my shoes off – my feet are absolutely killing me." Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked vigorously on her right shoe, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. Charles shouted back: "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!" "Come on, my prince!" she cried. "Give it all you've got!" At last the shoe was released from her foot, prompting Charles to let out a loud groan and Camilla to exclaim: "Ooooh, God! That feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Philip: "See? I told you, with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!" Just then, as Charles tried to remove Camilla's left shoe, he cried: "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!" To which Prince Philip said to the Queen: "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"