😄 I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.

Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song.

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Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.

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Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *

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*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?

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