Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.#Marriage#Religion#Driving#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[wife gets in the car after talking with the priest] "What did the priest have to say?" "He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."#Marriage#Religion#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp