Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song.

*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?

Priest: Marriage lasts until death. You're not married in heaven. Me: Why not? Wife: Then we'd be in hell.

Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…