California Beach Jokes

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, ""OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I ge…

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ""Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."" The biker pulled over and said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."" God replied, ""Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concre…

A man stumbles across an old lamp..... A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, ""OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"" The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I g…

Build me a bridge A man was walking along a California beach and finds a genies bottle, he gives the bottle a rub and a genie appears and offers to grant him one wish. The man said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I get sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"" The genie laughed and said, ""That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the con…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said ""OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a br…

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, ""Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."" The man said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."" The Lord said, ""Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do i…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said ""OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a br…

The man that desired to understand women A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man thought for a while, and said, "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Th…

The lord and the biker might have been done b4 but i have yet to see it sorry if repost The Lord and the Biker A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challe…

A man walking along a California beach was in deep prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish." The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want to." The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking ;the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific;the concrete and stee…

The Genie In The Lamp A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said: "You have released me from my lamp… This is the eighth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of granting all of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get ONE wish. What's it going to be?" The man sat and thought about it for a while before finally saying, "I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m too…

A man on his Harley.. ..was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the co…

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports re…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge…

What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.

A joke my Dad told me that I never understood when I was a child. A man walking along a California beach is deep in prayer. All of a sudden

A man was riding on his Harley... A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and

A man on his Harley.. ..was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and

The Genie In The Lamp A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

A man walking along a California beach was in deep prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud