A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, ""OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I ge…

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ""Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."" The biker pulled over and said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."" God replied, ""Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concre…

A man stumbles across an old lamp..... A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, ""OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"" The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I g…

Build me a bridge A man was walking along a California beach and finds a genies bottle, he gives the bottle a rub and a genie appears and offers to grant him one wish. The man said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I get sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"" The genie laughed and said, ""That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the con…