Build me a bridge A man was walking along a California beach and finds a genies bottle, he gives the bottle a rub and a genie appears and offers to grant him one wish. The man said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I get sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"" The genie laughed and said, ""That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the concrete and steel! I could do it but it's hard for me to justify. Is there anything else you would like instead ?"" After much thought, the man said, ""Iv'e been married and divorced 3 times and still don't understand women, so I wish that I could understand women.""Then, after a few minutes, the genie said, ""You want two lanes or four on that bridge?""