A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, ""Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."" The man said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."" The Lord said, ""Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."" The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, ""Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ""nothing's wrong"", and how I can make a woman truly happy."" The Lord replied, ""You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?""