A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said āOK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and Iām getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, āIāve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but Iām scared to fly and I getĀ very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?ā The genie laughed and said, āThatās impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of theĀ Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!! No, think of another wish!ā The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, āIāve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I donāt care and that Iām insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feelĀ inside and what theyāre thinking when they give me the silent treatmentā¦ know why theyāre crying, know what they really want when they say, ānothingāā¦ know how to make them truly happyā¦ā The genie said, āYou want that bridge with two lanes or four?ā