A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, ""Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."" The man said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."" The Lord said, ""Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do i…

The man that desired to understand women A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man thought for a while, and said, "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Th…

A man walking along a California beach was in deep prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish." The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want to." The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking ;the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific;the concrete and stee…

A joke my Dad told me that I never understood when I was a child. A man walking along a California beach is deep in prayer. All of a sudden