Brown Jokes

The Farmer's Daughters Farmer Brown had 3 lovely daughters. The daughters announce to their father they are going out on dates that night. Farmer Brown agrees under the condition that he gets to talk to each of the young men first. The first young man knocks on the door and Farmer Brown answers the door with his shotgun and says, "What is your business young man?" to which the young man replies, "My name is Eddie, I'm her for Betty, we're going to have spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer decid…

I like my girls like I like my gravy Brown and all over my meat. (P.S. I can't remember if this is a joke I made up or a joke I heard somewhere else, if anyone has heard it elsewhere could you tell me.)

My British fathers signature Dadjoke There once were two neighbouring farms, and the two farmers who lived there like many farmers would always adhere to their daily routine. Every morning at 9 am after feeding all the livestock, they would arrive at their mailboxes at exactly the same time to collect their newspaper and have some smalltalk before heading back up the long road to their farms. Farmer Brown :"Morning farmer Joe" Farmer Joe : "Morning farmer Brown" Farmer Brown : "I heard you …

A cowboy rides into a strange town and sees carpenters finishing work on a gallows.... He sees a guy tying up his horse in front of the saloon and calls, "Hey, are you folks gonna hang someone?" The guy nods. "Yup. We're fixin' to hang Brown Paper Larry." The cowboy's brow furrows. "How come he's called Brown Paper Larry?" "Well," says the guy, "the man always wears clothes made of brown paper. Brown paper shirts. Brown paper pants. Even brown paper socks." The cowboy ponders this for a mom…

Two cannibals are chatting and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your proble…

5 Jokes about Boiling Water 1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy. 2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist. 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies 5. One cannibal says to the other cannibal "hey I ate a missionary the other day and he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "O…

An interviewer asks a shepard Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black ones or the brown ones? Interviewer: Brown ones. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black ones? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which ones? Black or brown? Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other ones? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer(now annoyed…

Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team... ...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line. He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop.

What can BROWN do for you!!! One Monday morning a UPS man is driving thru the neighborhood on his usual route.

The name's Brown B-R-O-W-N

I absolutely can not stand Brown people. It's just that I had an ex graduate from there and she was super pretentious.

A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm. So this ventriloquist decided he is going to retire and buy a farm. He sees a farm for sale from an old widowed farmer. He meets the farmer and learns his name is farmer Brown. The farmer is showing him around and the ventriloquist decides he will have a little fun with the farmer. As they walk past the chicken coop the ventriloquist throws his voice. Farmer Brown you need to take are eggs earlier instead of letting us sit on them so long…

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?,"Dr. Dre of course.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?,"Color coded: ""Yellow in front brown in the back""

What color should I choose?,"Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow. Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden. ""Got the color orange?"" No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean. ""What about brown?"" Our LAST option is Yellow it shines as if it came from the sun itself. ""Got Indigo?"" Just indigo f*ck yourself.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow..

What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)

What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse

What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception.

What are the two dirtiest farm animals? Brown chicken brown cow!

What color should I choose? Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow. Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden. "Got the color orange?" No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean. "What about brown?" Our LAST option is Yellow, it shines as if it came from the sun itself. "Got Indigo?" Just indigo f*ck yourself.

What do you call a white black person? Brown recluse.