Brown Jokes

Barack Obama flew to London to meet Gordon Brown. Halfway through the motorcade along the streets of the English capital, Obama leaned over to Brown and whispered: "I desperately need a pee." "No problem," said Brown who immediately relayed instructions in the driver's ear. Seconds later, the car drew to a halt outside an impressive building and Brown led Obama inside. The interior of the building featured a huge marble hall with an ornate fountain and beautiful tapestries hanging on the walls. …

Jones: "Good Evening, old man. Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week." Brown: "I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Do you want it?" Jones: "Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!"

Nurse: “Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.” Doctor: “What does he call his other eye!?”

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous tw…