Brown Jokes

What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.""

Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick

Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.

Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?

Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!

Tips for married women who like to cook for there man! * While seasoning if you put few drops of whiskey the oil won't burn * While making a batter put in few drops of beer it will make the batter turn out golden brown * Add some red wine to your gravy to enhance the taste *.....and if you cant manage the above pour a few 90ml whiskey pegs in your husband's stomach, then he wont give a shit about how your food tastes* :P

First Date Years back, before electronic car door locks, there were two brothers, Andy and Oby. Andy was 4 years older than 16 year old Oby. Oby had never been on a date and wanted to take out a girl he had met. So...he asked Andy for advice. ""I want to take this girl out for a walk and I just don't know what to do or say"" Andy told him ""It's easy. Just compliment her and everything will fall into place"". ""What do you mean"" asked Oby. Andy told him to compliment her on her hair ""your hair…

Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!""

""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price

So does anybody have any M. Brown jokes, or would we be taking shots at him too soon?

The Texan Massacre A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and said, ""Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."" She didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, ""Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foo…

Farmers and their Pig Old, long winded, and immature. But, I always laugh at it Three farmers had been competing at the state fair for several years now for the biggest pig contest. Each year though all three farmers would lose to a pig from another county. So, Farmer John calls farmer Brown and Farmer Dan over to his house one day. Farmer John had the idea that the reason each one of them lost separately was because neither of them had a farm with enough food to feed their respective pigs, so t…

The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!

Limericks in the key of brown These are collected from a weekend's worth of poop limericks my friends and I were exchanging on the spacebooks. I'll add more as they get added. --------- There once was a man from Peru Who found something gross in his shoe. It was smelly and brown And made the man frown When he realized the thing was a poo. ----- There once was a crazy old limey, who had a pickup quite shiny. His truck was bright red, Except for the bed, Since that's where he emptied his hiney. --…

Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands.

Brown Balls A man injures himself on the job and goes to see the doctor about it. He ends up being out of work and incapacitated for 6 months. His wife ends up getting another job to help support and she also has the 4 children to take care of. Needless to say this is a very busy woman. The man gets better, gets back to work and wouldn't you know it, he re-injures himself. He goes to see the doctor about it and the doctor says ""Yup, that'll be another 6 months, and by the way, you have brown ba…

""Definitely"" So a teacher is trying to teach the class how to use the word ""definitely"" correctly. After explaining to the class she asks for some examples. One kid raises his hand and says ""The sky is definitely blue"" The teacher replies, ""well no because the sky can be cloudy or grey"". Another girl raises her hand and says ""the grass is definitely green!"" Teacher replies ""well no because grass can die and turn brown"" One student raises his hand to ask a question, ""Are farts suppos…

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)

Brown Bear A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, ""We don't serve beer to bears in bars."" The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, ""We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars."" The bear, very angry now, says, ""If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."" The bartender says, ""Sorry,…

Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG!

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. ""Has anyone seen Brown paper Jake?"", he asks. ""What's he look like?"", asks one shoddy looking cowboy. ""Well"", replies the Sheriff. ""He wears a brown paper hat, a brownpaper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."" ""So what's he wanted for?"", asks the same cowboy. ""Rustlin'..."", replies the Sheriff.

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. ""Didn't you say at the scene of the accident 'I'm fine'?"" asked the lawyer. Farmer Brown responded ""Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."" ""I didn't ask for any details"" the lawyer interrupted ""just answer the question. Did …

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired brown haired and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said ""when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted ""money"" and landed in a load of cash the brown haired woman went down and shouted ""gorgous men!"" and landed in a pile of men. The blonde wo…