"Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist." It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse.

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Brown Balls A man injures himself on the job and goes to see the doctor about it. He ends up being out of work and incapacitated for 6 months. His wife ends up getting another job to help support and she also has the 4 children to take care of. Needless to say this is a very busy woman. The man gets better, gets back to work and wouldn't you know it, he re-injures himself. He goes to see the doctor about it and the doctor says ""Yup, that'll be another 6 months, and by the way, you have brown ba…

Brown Bear A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, ""We don't serve beer to bears in bars."" The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, ""We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars."" The bear, very angry now, says, ""If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."" The bartender says, ""Sorry,…