Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.

Brown paper Kid Sheriff walks into the local saloon. There's your usual crowd of drunks, gamblers and travellers. He walks up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the Brown paper Kid. Is there anybody by that name?"" The bartender points at a lanky young man slouched in the corner sitting at a table all by himself. The sheriff, his Spurs spinning menacingly, struts over across to him real slow. The man is dressed in brown paper trousers, brown paper shirt, brown paper kerchief and he's even got a…

""Definitely"" So a teacher is trying to teach the class how to use the word ""definitely"" correctly. After explaining to the class she asks for some examples. One kid raises his hand and says ""The sky is definitely blue"" The teacher replies, ""well no because the sky can be cloudy or grey"". Another girl raises her hand and says ""the grass is definitely green!"" Teacher replies ""well no because grass can die and turn brown"" One student raises his hand to ask a question, ""Are farts suppos…

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