Obama and Putin have a discussion.. Putin: Let's just talk about this man to man.. Obama: Ok one moment, let me get Michelle. My uncle told it much better but I can't remember how he said it. Feel free to repost it if you can format it better.

Joe, Barrack, and Michele are out for dinner After a long day working at the White House, Obama decides to sit down for dinner with Biden and Michele. Even though he was aware of Biden's peanut allergy, Barrack decides to prank Biden by asking the White House chef to put peanuts in his food. When the food finally comes, Biden is furious. ""Barrack! I've told you many times that I am very allergic to peanuts."" Michelle steps in to defend her husband. ""Calm down Joe! Honest mistakes happen and h…

Bush and Obama are standing together at the urinals... Bush and Obama are standing together at the urinals draining the ole lizards, when a curious Obama glances over at Bush' wanker: ""My God George W. That is the biggest pecker I've ever seen on a white man. How'd you come by it?"" ""Well Barry,"" answered Bush chuckling. ""Heheheh. That's a long story for it wasn't always as large as it is today. However I cannot reveal to you how I got it to such an enormous size for that is a closely held s…

ObamaCare explained by a Chicago Plumber to Obama himself Chicago Plumber Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to President Obama's new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago, where all the residents have a net income of way more than $250,000 per year. Troy arrives and takes his tools into the house. He is led to the g…