When Trump visited the White House before his presidency... He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms. "Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife" "How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked. "Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intelligent". Obama then called Michelle and asked "Darling, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?" "The c…

Two Friends, An American and a Russian... There were two friends, an American and a Russian. The American was jobless and hungry. But he had an idea: he went to the gates of the White House, sat on the ground outside and began eating hay. Obama saw him there and asked: 'What are you eating hay for?' 'Because I'm hungry and I haven't a job.' Obama was outraged and ordered that he be fed and given some money. 'What else would you like?' 'A ticket to Russia to visit my friend.' Obama made the arran…

Obama wakes up on a snowy morning at the White House and looks out the window ...to see someone has peed ""OBAMA SUCKS"" in the snow. He asks the secret service to investigate. They come back and say, ""sir we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, Biden did it."" ""What's worse than that?!"" Says the president. ""Well sir, the worse news is, it was Michelle's handwriting.""

Billy Bob applying for a job... Billy Bob is applying for a job at this big company and after the preliminary interview, one of the HR managers tells him: "You know, we'd love to take you, Billy Bob, we really do, but there's so many people applying for this job and you don't have any experience and don't have much of an education - you would have to have some connections to get it." Billy Bob replies: "Well, I know the senator, does that help?" The managers obviously don't believe him, so t…