Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney

A Russian oil baron who had six children – all girls – began to despair because he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son. Just before the boy's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said: "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you." The son replied: "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him United Airlines. Just before his son's seventh bir…