Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice.

Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom.