Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the order is very important (especially the first and las jokes). Here is my preferred order: Q. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? A. Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. Q. How do you put a tiger in the refrigerator? A. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the tiger in, and close the door. Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. It was dead. Q. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? A. It was stapled to the first monkey. Q. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? A. It was taped to the second monkey. Q. Why did ANOTHER monkey fall out of the tree? A. Peer pressure. Q. What do an apple and an elephant have in common? A. They're both red... except for the elephant. (I like to say the first part, then wait a beat before the second part) Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? A. Their color! Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming through the jungle? A. Look! Here come the elephants! Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming through the jungle? A. Look! Here come the plums. ... She's colorblind! Q. There's a big meeting in the jungle and all the animals come, except for one. Which one and why? A. The tiger! You left him in the refrigerator! One last note - you can mix it up if people guess an answer that's a little too close. So for the monkey joke, if somebody guesses tape or something stupid after the stapler comment, go deadpan and say ""No, peer pressure."" Just one example. Enjoy and have fun!