{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them

What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Me: Play dead My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*