Me: Play dead My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*#Animals#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.#Animals#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp