Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out

I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.