An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman.... Were having lunch, on the top of their office building block, seated on some nice benches. The Irishman opens up his packed lunch, dives into it and pulls out his sandwich and says, > Beef, not again, if my wife makes me have beef one more bloody time I'm going to jump off this roof The Englishman opens up his lunch, and pulls out his sandwich, > Ham again... Oh man, I'll join you, one more damn ham sandwich and I'm going to jump off this roof, I sw…

Good Night, Good Bye A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."" The father said, ""Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listen…

A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed... ...told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, "God bless Mo…

Sixth sense A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.” Father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which…