Racist two-for-one A black organ grinder and his monkey walk into a bar. He goes up the the bartender and asks if he can play his music for tips. The barkeep doesn't see any problem with this so he allows it. He warns the organ grinder, however, that the man sitting in the corner is a staunch racist and absolutely hates black people, so it would be wise to ignore that patron. The organ grinder accepts his warning and goes around the bar playing his instrument while his monkey collects money in a cup. The monkey then approaches the racist man, and surprisingly, he puts a dollar bill in the cup and goes back to his drink. After the organ grinder leaves, the barkeep asks the man ""Hey, why'd you give that guy a dollar? I thought you hated black people."" To which the man replies ""Yea, I can't stand the niggers, but their kids sure are cute."" A black woman and her child are travelling by train to see her parents. There is a man sitting near her who will not stop insulting her child, calling it ugly, annoying, disgusting whathaveyou. Eventually the woman says enough is enough and gets up to have a word with the conductor. ""This man has been insulting me and my child, I demand to be moved to another cabin this instant."" the woman barks. To which the conductor replies ""Of course ma'am, and for your troubles I'm authorizing a complementary dinner for you, and a banana for your monkey.""