Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, "how to purchase a baby elephant?"*#Animals#Money#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.#Animals#Money#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead.#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp