Mohammed cooks fish with Jesus and Moses I was there, I remember it like this: The three friends were boating for fish... Jesus walked out onto the water and said ""I'll scare the fish your way!"" Moses said, ""Ok! I'll part the sea so all the fish land on the land!"" Sure enough it parted and the fish plopped out just as He had said. Mohammed said ""Lalallalalalalla!"" and blew Himself up in a big fireball which ignited all the fish and cooked them perfectly in all the ways. Then they feasted o…

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses are all playing golf. Mohammed tees up first, hits it nice and straight onto the green. Moses tees up with a nice clean shot, and his ball also lands a few yards from the hole. Jesus tees up, and completely whiffs it. The ball rolls a few inches off the tee. Suddenly, a gopher pops up out of the ground, grabs the ball in its mouth, and takes off towards the hole. When it's about halfway there, a hawk swoops down out of the sky, grabs the gopher in its talons, and …

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles

[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"