Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses are all playing golf. Mohammed tees up first, hits it nice and straight onto the green. Moses tees up with a nice clean shot, and his ball also lands a few yards from the hole. Jesus tees up, and completely whiffs it. The ball rolls a few inches off the tee. Suddenly, a gopher pops up out of the ground, grabs the ball in its mouth, and takes off towards the hole. When it's about halfway there, a hawk swoops down out of the sky, grabs the gopher in its talons, and starts flying towards the hole. Just as the hawk flies over the green, a lightning bolt blazes down from the sky and strikes it. As it falls to the ground, it drops the gopher, who drops the ball. The ball hits the ground and rolls right into the hole. Jesus starts swearing, then looks up at the sky and shouts "Dad! It's only a game!"